A friend asked today: Do you watch football?
To answer him I say, there is deceit, pure and simple. How can I not watch if football is literally everywhere, and I have the same eyes and ears... However, his question inspired me one memory. Read further...
However...s ago, my parents traveled to the Caucasian Mineral Waters. The mountains, the narzans, the clear air, and the long walks... Apparently, this is where my story began. At that time, I was a rather microscopic creature with a tail, but I was probably quite fast. According to biology, the fertilizing speed of a sperm cell is around 25 meters per second. This means that I was swimming much faster than I am now. However...